How to Puck.

We shall try and show you how to Puck, being a Pucker is a fulfilling experience and we understand the need to do it correctly. After all you wouldn't want to be seen as a poor Pucker, standing alone as those around you Puck with gay abandon, reaping the benefits and enjoying a great Puck.

Some of you may have pucked before, some of you may have heard of Pucking or seen some reference to it on the Internet, rest assured, Pucking is perfectly normal. It can (and is) done by everyone from the ages of 18 to 80, if you are a pucker, stand proud proclaim it for all to hear and let everyone know what a good pucker you are.

So if you want to join the ranks of the many Puckers currently enjoying themselves from coast to coast, read on.

I shall require the assistance of Igor (our resident Puckologist) who, for the purposes of this demonstration, will assume a certain, lack of Puckability.

"Yeth, Marthter!"

Thank you Igor.

For the Ultimate pucking experience you will need some accessories, these are listed at the bottom of the page.

For a good pucking experience you need to have a good Puck, elsewhere on this site you can find the Puck that suits you.

First the basics – A Puck is a fragrant wax disc loaded with scent, which, when heated gives off a powerful aroma that can, within a few minutes fill a room with wonderful scent – leading to such exclamations as "Pucking Hell" or "Puck me" or if the Pucker is of a more sixties persuasion "Yeah Baby, that's Pucktastic"

So now you know the basics, how do you achieve Puck Mastery?

You need to heat the Puck, for this you require a T'light shown in the picture on the right, this needs to be placed under the puck, on the left you can see Igor's attempt, note that he has at least placed the T'light within a container.

Next you need to put the Puck above the T'light,

No Igor, Not like that! You are really getting creative in your ability to do this wrong aren't you!

Ok, try again!

Once again note Igor's attempt, this shows a remarkable use of toothpicks but it will lead to a few problems later, the correct method is shown on the right using a Burner.

Now light the T'light and stand back to receive your first scentsual experience, or in the case of Igor's attempt put out the flames and extract the puck from the resulting mess of T'light, jar and toothpicks.

To recap – correct accessories on the right, incorrect accessories on the left.

Got that!

OK – you are now ready to Puck.