Bob and Doug visit Candles Eh!

Bob: "Hi I'm Bob, and this is my brother Doug."

Doug: "Hi – Welcome to Candles, Eh! Eh."

Bob: "What Eh Eh?

Doug: "No, sort of one eh, eh!"

Bob: "Oh, OK, eh"

Doug: "Yeah, they are Canadian eh"

Bob: "Is that what the CAN bit is in the title?"

Doug: "Yeah I think so."

Bob: "So what's the DLES bit then?"

Doug: "I dunno, could be Don't Lose eh-ny Suds, eh!"

Bob; "Good one Doug – gotta beer!"

Doug: "Sure Bob!"

Bob: "Ahh, that's better – so why are we here Doug?"

Doug: "I heard about this new craze they started eh"

Bob: "What's that then? Can't be the use of the word eh! Eh!"

Doug: "No Bob, we been doing that for years, eh!"

Bob: "So what's the craze then eh!"
Doug: "Pucking, Bob"

Bob: "You can't say that on national TV Doug!"

Doug: "No Bob, not what you thought, Pucking with a P eh"

Bob: "You sure, coz that would be Pauking, eh"

Doug: "Have you been sneaking a few on the way here Bob? – listen carefully P U C K I N G"

Bob: "Ahh, Pucking, gotcha, what's that then?"

Doug: "Well it's a spit in the eye for those Yankee's, another success for the Great White North eh! Bob?"

Bob: "What's it got to do with the confederate's?"

Doug: "Sometimes I despair of you Bob; didn't you read anything on the way here?"

Bob: "Well I read the label on a few cold one's Doug"

Doug: "If you'd read what I gave you, you would know that Candles Eh! Make Pucks"

Bob: "What's so special about that, I been seeing Pucks every Senators game"

Doug: "Not that kind of Puck!, These ones smell"

Bob: "So do the other ones Doug, if they are kept in with the dirty uniforms eh"

Doug: "Drink your beer, Hoser. While I explain eh"

Bob: ""Can't Doug, finished it – hang on there's a spare under your chair"

Doug: "Candles Eh!, take wax and add scent to it and then make puck shapes, these things really do make your house smell nice – and I've been in your house Bob and you REALLY need these things eh!"

Bob: "I don't get it, what's this got to do with the confederates?"

Doug: "Yankee's is an American company that makes similar things, but not as good, much like the American winter Olympics team compared with the Great White North team eh"

Bob: "Oh I get it now, good one knob"

Doug: "Glad that's settled, I need another beer eh"

Bob: "So, these scents, have they got ones, smell of beer eh? Coz that'd be good"

Doug: "No Bob, coz if they had em smellin of beer, which one would they use eh?"

Bob: "Yeah, Doug, you gotta point there! I couldn't choose between Labatts or Molson"

Doug: "You never choose anyway, its always whatever comes out the fridge first with you, hoser!"

Bob: "At least I'm always satisfied with my beer eh, unlike you with your women!"

Doug: "Anyway, if they had a beer smelling one how would you know it was in your house, your place always smells of beer, eh"

Bob: "Only reason you come over!"

Doug: "Well, I think we've said enough for now, I'm gonna go look round some more!"

Bob: "Ok Doug, you do that, I'm gonna sit here and satisfy my beer."

Doug: "I'm gonna enjoy my visit with Candles, Eh! Eh"

Bob: "I thought you said it was Candles Eh! Eh"

Doug; "I did, eh"

Bob: "Still think it's a silly name, who ever uses eh, anway eh!"