So, what is a Puck?, where does it come from?, one view is as follows….

In the Beginning –

In the Beginning there was the void, and from the void there appeared a (T)light and He looked around and said "Wow! What a great smell!!! I must create so that others may appreciate this smell"

So He Worked…

He created Man to help Him in His labours, and Man appreciated the scent while he worked…

For 6 days they worked – They created the earth, and upon the earth they put flowers and trees and made them full of scent -  they created the Beach and scented it sexily, each morning they had Coffee so that they could appreciate that smell and created buns for cinnamon, they worked hard, until finally everything was full of The Scent!

On the 7^th day they rested, sat back over a beer, and lit the BBQ. After a few beers Man worked up the courage to say..

"Oh! He who scents all! I have worked hard by your side, and I have appreciated the smells, but I am missing something… I need a companion to help me appreciate the scents more!"

He kicked off his flip-flops and put His feet on the patio table to consider….

Finally, after finishing His last spare rib, he looked at man and said "From this spare rib I will fashion you a companion"

After a few seconds work, He said "Behold, Man, I have created Woman"

He breathed life into Woman, and she opened her eyes, took a breath and said "WOW what wonderful scents – I must buy some!!!"

For ages Woman pestered Man to buy her some scents and Man frantically looked for a vessel in which to put the scents to satisfy her desires, but to no avail..

Finally Man went unto Him and said..

"Oh! Great master of the scent, you created Woman for me, to share all that we created, but to be honest, she's driving me batty, PLEASE can you make something to appease her"

He thought for a while….

Then He thought some more…

And, after a little bit, had another think…

When he had thought as hard as he could for a very long time….

He thought some more…

Finally…

He said unto Man

"Be buggered if I can think of anything, go back and Puck her silly, see if that takes her mind off it!"

Man walked off thinking "I didn't know He was dyslexic!"

As man was walking home he passed an apple tree, and from the tree he heard a sibilant voice "Man", the voice said "I have jussssst what you need"

Man looked up and a large snake slithered to within his reach, the snake opened his mouth and out popped a small waxy disc, "Jusssst touch thissss to anything you want to ssssmell and it will create another one that ssssmellsss of the ssssscent you want" (Whispers – bugger all thessse 'S' wordssss)

Man took the disc and went back to Woman, each time he passed a scent that he knew Woman would like he touched the disc to it, and sure enough another was created smelling of that scent.

When Man got home, he handed Woman the new things he had found.

Woman was ecstatic, and after she had shown her appreciation 3 or 4 times in the bedroom she said unto Man – "What are these wonderful things you have brought me?"

Man said, "I don't know but He said to go home and Puck you!"

"Then that's what we shall call them" said Woman.

And since that time Man has been Pucking Woman, and Woman has worshipped the Puck…

Now you can too!!!!!!

Why settle for a cheap Tart when you can have a great Puck? 

Getting Pucked is the latest craze you will want to try – forget **nkee Tarts, go for a Canadian Puck next time you feel the urge.

No longer will you feel dirty and soiled asking a Tart to give you what you want, paying the money and having to settle for less than advertised.

Be one of the lucky few who can say with pride I AM a Canadian Pucker!

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